As we know, plagues and the like are Satan’s domain.
Recently Satan was doing his work handing out covid and he came upon my hubby. “DAMN you God!” He curses repeatedly.
What is all that ruckus and God sticks his head out from a cloud to investigate, “Good afternoon Lu,” he says to his once loyal angel.
Satan reminds God about the allocation of souls agreement.
“This is unacceptable, you are fucking with me!” he tells God.
“You cursed this human with a Musk Rats penis and now as he enters the age where demands, expectation and ridicule decrease. NOW I am to take him!”
God thinks briefly, “very well, let him live out his life and then I’ll take him.”
“It will be a comfortable transition, you do know that my Angels are without genitalia.”
Satan wanders off muttering, “the world thinks I am cruel and malevolent, if only they knew!”
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