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A friend sent me a pic of the David statue so I decided to do a comparison. I came second.
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When the David statue kicks your ass
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Looks like even this David could kick your ass in a dick size comparison contest. Seems like you have an innie and not an outie. Must be tricky to get off with seeing as how it appears as if you need to stick something in there. Makes me wonder how you piss with it. You must be a riot while trying to urinate in a urinal. Do you lean up against it like a fugitive who’s about to be handcuffed? I’m sure that whole scenario could sell out a comedy club.
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