This is my penis I’m a premature ejeculatur I’m a 30 year old virgin the longest I have ever been able to masturbate for is 15 seconds until i came it is a half inch and this is all the hair I have ever grown and my penis in my whole life hasn’t gotten erect
Tiny shriveled shrub
8 responses to “Tiny shriveled shrub”
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Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That’s the funniest little thing I’ve ever seen in my life -
You’re a virgin because you haven’t been with anyone? Or because you can’t fuck anyone, because you don’t actually have a cock? Now that I’ve stopped laughing, dickless, I’m starting to feel sorry for you.
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Lose weight – gain dick.
Or join a religious order, make a vow of chastity and give up sex for the rest of your life. It would be no great loss. -
It’s a second belly button! Another innie, with a pudge underneath. LOL
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I didn’t uses to be fat but it was only 1.25 my first girlfriend laughed when I whipped it out
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It is funny how you say the longest I have ever masturbated instead of lasted in bed because if that is as big as it gets you should just put in clit
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Where’s your dick! Is this some kind of joke? How do you pee????
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Ew! That nasty little dick is nowhere NEAR as hot as a pussy! Keep dreaming, sissy bitch!
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