I am a very broken and damaged ma… er, uhm, a very broken and damaged pig. I know I am not a man. I appear to be a man on the outside, but on the inside I am an empty, hollow, abysmal creature who couldn’t really be considered human. Because humans have souls and I know that I have no soul whatsoever. Humans can truly love but I am incapable of loving anyone. My Wife always knows Iam a fucking daft imbecile. I am not as attractive as I think I am and have no muscle tone.
The one activity I excel is oral sex. So much so, that my wife has often grown tired of me constantly trying to put his tongue on her and she wished that I would do other things with it, like kiss her more or even have an intelligent conversation with her. I have to be great at eating pussy, because I have a tiny tiddler. Because of my over inflated ego, I consider everything a misunderstanding on my wife’s part as she is irrational sometimes and acts in haste.
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